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Job: Full-time pirate and sometime actor...
Style: Rock meets boho meets goodness knows what, Johnny is famous for his unique sense of style and loves to accessorise with hats, specs and jewellery.
Pros: We love his original, if slightly wacky style - he always seems to look smart somehow.
Cons: Family man Johnny's no rebel these days...that's not necessarily a bad thing though!
Our chances: After 8 years and 2 kids with the beautiful Vanessa Paradis, we're not holding out much hope.
Where to find him: Johnny splits his time between homes in France and the US.