Disorganised

Organisation? You don't know the meaning of the word! Every year you tell yourself you have to be more organised, but you never keep your resolutions...

This Christmas will be like any other for you: you'll leave everything to other people because they're better at it than you are! And the presents, cooking and preparation you absolutely can't get out of will be done in a last-minute panic. The race against time will be on at 11pm on Christmas Eve. 

You may make people smile with your somewhat original approcah to Christmas, but be careful: you could also trick them into thinking you just don't care enough.