Let's face it: no straight red-blooded male in his right mind wouldn't like to see you do a striptease. The film Striptease starring Demi Moore as an exotic dancer is probably a favourite of his. While we might not all have Demi's physique (or the cash to splash out on that much plastic surgery), we can still put on a good show and have him on his knees begging for more. So forget about your lumps, bumps and hang-ups and give striptease a go!

Instructions
> Music: Go for something slow and sexy you can peel your clothes off to. Salsa's probably a no-no unless you've been taking lessons. If all else fails, everyone has Hot Chocolate's You Sexy Thing somewhere in their record collection. 
> Costume: Anything that's sexy and easy to whip off (no to the knee-high boots you can't take off without sitting down, and a definite no to polo necks or anything that'll ruin your hair!). Blouses, short skirts or wraparound skirts are ideal. 
> Lingerie: Take care with the centrepiece: go for stockings (with heels!) a plunge bra and sexy matching thong or knickers.  
> Moves: Practice dancing seductively in front of a mirror, swaying your hips to the music you're going to use. Start undressing your top half first. You might want to tease him by keeping your blouse on and subtly taking your bra off. And don't forget to practice slipping your skirt off without getting your heels caught in it!
> Showtime: Sit him in a chair, turn the lights down low and give him the Dance of the Seven Veils. He's allowed to look, but he can't touch! 

+ You get to show off your feminine charms and your assets, you can imagine you're Dita von Teese and you're the one in control!  

- Some might be worried about looking silly and others might not like getting into cliché territory.