Peter Andre wants to write the next Fifty Shades Of Grey
The singer and reality TV star fancies reading the best-selling racy novel - dubbed 'mummy porn' - and even writing something similar.
Peter, 39, told New! magazine: "Everyone's talking about the book 'Fifty Shades Of Grey', and us guys are feeling like we're missing out!
"Even on my Twitter feed, people are talking about it and I don't know what the heck's going on!
"Can I read it or is it just for girls? Help me out! Thinking about it, I might write my own version of the book, just for blokes."
In-between his plans for a new erotic novel, Pete's been busy launching his own clothing line and filming his new show, 'Peter Andre's Bad Boyfriend Club'.
The programme, which kicks off on ITV2 on 8 August, sees Pete wearing disguises so the men he targets don't recognise him.
He said: "It's my favourite out of all the shows I've filmed.
"One of the stages involves me taking part in a sting
on one of the bad boyfriends. I get to dress up in hilarious disguises.
"For one of the stings, I had to pretend to be an old man on a mobility scooter. I had to have prosthetics and everything!
"So far, every sting we've done has worked - no one has guessed it's me!"
Pete's life sounds like one long laugh, doesn't it? (Well, forgetting the whole Katie Price