Russell Brand loves David Beckham in his pants
The comedian - who's recently been snapped with a different woman on his arm each week - is a big fan of Becks' recent campaign for his H&M underwear line.
Russell told an audience in LA: "David Beckham is a god. Just look at him in those underwear ads. I'm not gay but I would eat food off his body.
"Preferably something that needs to be mopped up, like egg. I'd eat it off his stomach."
Russell is officially single after splitting from wife Katy Perry at the end of last year.
A former drug and sex addict, he recently admitted he still thinks about "drugs and shagging all the time."
He said: "If I'm not thinking about drugs, I'm thinking about shagging or thinking about taking drugs and then having sex while high.
"Sometimes I think about the Doctor Who theme tune too because I like how it sounds."
Russ even joked that when he was asked to perform at the Olympics closing ceremony, he presumed it was because of his skills in the bedroom.
He said: "When I was asked to be in the Olympics at first I thought they meant the actual Olympics and I thought to myself, 'Finally! Shagging has become an Olympic sport. I better get practising."
Russell suggested earlier this year that his days as a sex addict are back following his divorce from Katy.
He told US radio host Howard Stern on Sirius/XM radio: "If you’ve been on a diet of rice for a while and suddenly Willy Wonka asked you to take over the factory, you’d be kicking over barrels of candy and swimming in a chocolate river."