A moisturiser that's good in bed?!

This restoring moisturiser claims to give the best performance in bed, giving you a glowing morning face. Massage Prescriptives Good In Bed onto your face, neck and décolleté before you hit the sack and instead of waking up with bags and pallor, your face will be moisturised and radiant.

It contains sublte tanners for natural colour, light-reflecting optics to reduce the appearance of lines and wrinkles, grapefruit extract to re-texturise and brighten, and Vitamin E to soothe skin. Better than a man? Quite possibly!