Heather Mills was booted off US TV show Dancing With The Stars last night.
The charity campaigner and estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney and partner failed to impress voters with their paso doble and were booted off the show. Heather was prepared to be booted off and had written an Oscar-worthy farewell speech which she pulled out of her cleavage. She proceeded to thank everyone from dance partner Roberts to the hair and make-up artists on the show, said she had "raised a fortune" for the animal welfare charity she supports and inspired "everyone from five to 85-year-olds" to dance.
Never one to miss out on an opportunity to make herself heard, Heather went on to promote veganism, encouraging the audience to take part in 'No Meat Monday.'
After Heather's performance with a prosthetic limb went down a storm, the show's organisers are looking to recuit another British celeb for next season. Apparently Victoria Beckham has been approached to take part in the show. Posh is moving to California with her family this summer, where David will play for LA Galaxy. | 
