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Surprises on honeymoon
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Surprises on honeymoon


Maria, 26, shop assistant, Aberdeen
We'd reserved a room in a hotel where a conference had been taking place among Japanese businessmen. Much to our surprise, we discovered a naked woman lying on the bed when we entered our room!

We learnt later on that it was a misunderstanding with the room numbers. Apparently, it's tradition amongst some businessmen to offer the services of a call girl to a salesman in order to make contract negotiations run more smoothly.

Jessica, 30, archivist, Oxford
We had to take a flight really early the day after our wedding for going away on our honeymoon so we reserved a cheap hotel next to the airport. While we were making love, we heard an extraordinary noise, like an engine rumbling. No, it wasn't a plane, it was our neighbour snoring. The walls were so thin, it felt like we were in the same room. It totally spoiled the mood.

Patricia, 30, job-seeker, York
Peter had always teased me about liking big-chested blondes (I'm a skinny brunette)! For our first night as a married couple, I came out of the bathroom with a peroxide blonde wig and an extremely well-padded bra...you should have seen his face! In the end, he quickly whipped off the wig and lingerie to focus on the essential: the real me!


Love & Sex Editor
25/01/2010
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