At number one it's Topshop
Boy does this brand makes us proud to be British. Last season Sir Philip Green was all over the faux grass runway but what will he come up with next? Snow? Autumn leaves?
It wouldn't be LFW without our Vivienne Westwood and her amazing makeup tekkers. Just bitten lips, clowns, corpses, glitter foundation. She's done it all.
Front row stalking
One day we'll get put on the front row alongside Harry Styles and his army of fashion maestros. In the meantime, Suki Waterhouse, Paloma Faith, Sienna Miller we can adore you from afar.
Cara being Cara
How does Britain's number one super deal with her non-stop catwalk schedule? She pulls faces. Lots of them.
Attempts to go incognito
Most people hide out in their sunglasses, some people go Gaga with a huge floral garland/space helmet on their head. Who are we to judge?
It's not enough to reinvent your look each season. if you're a serious fashionista you have to reinvent your vocab too. Last season bought flatforms and frows but we're pretty sure AW14 can top that.
No one bats an eyelid at a nipple slip or a celebrity oops moment on the catwalk but FEMEN are pretty hard to ignore. Security at the ready..
We might be a tad biased but LFW is the best. Last year someone turned up in an actual dress made of actual lego. Like, hello!
Harry, Harper Seven or just plain haute couture? What are you looking forward to at LFW? Tweet us @sofeminineUK