Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony became the proud parents of twins Max and Emme on 22nd February. The couple, said to be followers of the 'religion' of Sceintology introduced to them by Tom Cruise, reportedly arranged for Jen to give birth Scientology-stylee. Just for the record, that's no music, no talking, no drugs and no epidural...
We can't talk celebrity babies without talking celebrity baby names: the good, the bad and the downright cruel monikers the stars foist on their innocent offspring. Here are the worst offenders, guaranteed to give the poor kids a lifetime of teasing and therapy...
Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf: Pilot Inspektor
Paula Yates and Bob Gelfof: Pixie, Peaches Honeyblossom, Fifi Trixibelle and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (whose biological father is Michael Hutchence)
Frank Zappa and Adelaide Sloatman: Moon Unit
Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim: Kal-El (after Superman, apparently)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin: Apple and Moses
Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack: Sage Moonblood and Seargeoh
Bono and Ali Hewson: Memphis Eve
Bruce Willlis and Demi Moore: Rumer Glenn, Tallulah Belle and Scout LaRue
Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton: Audio Science
David Bowie and Iman: Zowie (yes, that's Zowie Bowie)
Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Oaziaza: Jermajesty
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