What's a girl gotta do to look as sculpted as Kim Kardashian these days? Well apparently we've gotta get our clown on.
Yep, the latest extreme contouring, cheekbone-giving makeup technique involves marking out your face like your childhood nightmare.
YouTuber BellaDeLuna, real name Esther Isabel Amado Romo, developed the new approach to contouring by using colour correctors and brighteners all over her face.
Featuring the iconic rosy cheeks and a carefully placed poop shaped emoji icon (a whole new level of modern twist), it's a little more than your average morning run in with your Clinique chubby stick.
She said, "Personally, I cannot tell you how many times I have been called a clown and many other names, and been hated on, because of the way that I use this art form. I just did this to show you what a real payasa looks like." (FYI payasa is clown in Spanish).
She's beating her haters by taking all their negativity and turning it into something beautiful. Praise. Hands. Emoji. We're all for that!
But what does this mean for the clown-phobia sufferers? Like a streaky piece of bacon may you be miraculously cured and live a happy, fully contoured life.
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This article was written by Lareese Craig. For more crazy contouring news follow her @LareeseCraig!
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