Home / Beauty / Make up / Someone Invented Highlighter For Your Vagina Because The World Is Contour Crazy

© http://theperfectv.com/
Beauty

Someone Invented Highlighter For Your Vagina Because The World Is Contour Crazy

by Pascale Day Published on 25 July 2017

We can very much get on board with highlighter. Highlight on our cheeks, highlight on our cupid's bow, highlight betwixt our breasts. If we could highlight out lives then we totally would. But here's one to consider: would you ever highlight your vagina? Didn't think so.

Yes, despite the lack of demand and it being totally unnecessary, someone has still decided to invent a highlighter for your downstairs. Beauty company The Perfect V are dedicated to making products to ensure you have the most beautiful vagina the world has ever seen, and are on the verge of releasing their latest: the Very V Luminizer. According to their website, it is a "special highlight cream with skincare benefits" with a "luminous iridescent colour to add some extra prettiness to the V". It also contains vitamin E and elderflower - which, if there's one thing our vagina needs, it's elderflower. Not just a delicious cordial, my friends!

The verdicts are in on the latest product, and they aren't all that great...

The good thing about this product is, if you were inclined to put highlighter on your vagina for any reason - hey, your body, your rules! - then it's best to use one that's specifically designed for your foof, because vaginas can be very sensitive. I mean, if they've made one there's probably a market, right?

Just promise us one thing: always apply it with a halo ring light. It's what your vag deserves.

Would you try vagina highlighter? Let us know! @sofeminineUK

You might also like...

Apparently There Are Only 5 Types Of Vagina - Which One Do You Have?

You Can Now Buy Lip Balm For Your Vagina 'Cos 'Your Other Lips Get Chapped Too’

Women Are Piping Ozone Gas Into Their Vaginas And It Could Kill You, No Kidding

by Pascale Day

You might also like