I am the future King. All is well and good in the world.
I have already seen and done so much
The commoners love me
I am the most important person in their sad lives
I am England’s most talked about pride and joy and this will never change, ever
I'm sorry, what?
What do you mean A NEW ROYAL BABY?!
NO. DO NOT TRY TO COMFORT ME
I WILL DESTROY THEM
I will have to say goodbye to my treasured toys, I just know it
And mother. THEY CANNOT SHARE MOTHER
Mother is MINE
Why would they want another? Have I not made myself enough of a boisterous handful?
PERHAPS I SHOULD WORK ON THAT
They shall all fear me
Seriously though I am so not okay right now
They can’t possibly match me in style…can they?
Perhaps one should take matters into ones own, podgy, adorable hands
Yes. Yes this could work. I will own the British army one day after all
One feels a plan coming together!
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This was written by Emmy Griffiths. Follow her @emmyfg!
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