1. First she randomly drops tour dates and...
Your reaction is a mix of excitement and fear. Are you even ready for the force of nature that is Beyoncé Perfection Giselle Knowles-Carter? Probably not.
2. You come to your senses
Okay, now it's time to get your finances in order. Nose bleed seats at the Queen's concert? Hahahahaha! Yeah right!
Lemme upgrade you...
3. Sale day arrives
...And you feverishly hit refresh on Ticketmaster's website every blinking moment. You have several browsers open, your phone on deck, and your iPad ALL ready for war.
4. Your tickets are finally purchased
You feel like a badass... Whew! Bey here you come!
5. Then you realise she's doing this with your money:
But you somehow feel honoured to have contributed to her excessive wealth.
"Swim, Bey, swim... Swim in all the cash I've earned for you!"
6. Choosing company wisely
You'll ONLY attend the concert with a fellow Beyhive stand. NO ONE else will get how life altering this experience is. NO ONE.
7. Outfit planning
What to wear? WHAT TO WEAR? Surfboard tee or go full on glam? What would Beyoncé do? #WWBD
8. Concert day is here!
You begin asking yourself, "Why am I so blessed?" Why? Because, Bey.
9. Planning transportation
This is where sh*t gets real. You have to have a secure plan in order to ensure you don't get stuck in traffic. Missing the opening act would literally tear you up inside. So nope! Not on your watch.
10. Arriving at the venue...
...AKA the Promised Land. Anticipation is building like crazy. But whatevs... Time for a happy jig.
11. Selfies and Usies galore
Everyone needs to see how boss you are. Eat your hearts out, suckas!
12. She's at least an hour late
So naturally you're slightly frustrated. But at the end of the day you get it. Perfection cannot be rushed.
13. She emerges...
14. And you're like...
15. Then she does one of these...
As you wish you were Jay Z... Just for a minute. One minute, pretty please?
16. She begins to sing...
Oh GOD! The feels! The feels are overwhelming!
17. Paralysis sets in
You literally cannot move as she gyrates her body within an inch of her life. Whew!
18. Questioning Bey's existence
Is she real? How can a human being be so ***FLAWLESS?
19. A feeling of undeniable empowerment
She just does that to you.
20. Trying to nail her choreography...
But failing terribly...
21. A mild panic attack as the show ends
Is that it?! Two hours gone in two seconds?! NOOOOOO.
22. Crying as you reminisce on the night
Long live the Queen!
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