She isn’t afraid to make herself look…well…
You'd never have to bother dolling yourself up. Everyone can just be themselves with Kristen!
She has a warped sense of humour
Which she would share with you. Which you would both enjoy!
Her passive-aggression is obvious enough to notice
You'd never have to second guess her. She'd make her feelings fairly obvious.
She'd make your life seem fabulous!
So much awkward.
She would have made you cool at school
She hung around with hoodlums! Real hoodlums!
You'd know if she was annoyed at you
She is already one of us
No really. Definitely one of us.
She'll get drunk on a plane with you
Although she'd ruin your trip and you'd end up kicking her out of your wedding, if Bridesmaids is any indication.
She’d be crazy competitive to play sports with
You'd both play to WIN and it would be excellent.
She'd wind up One Directioners with her Harry Styles impression
Is there anything more satisfying than p*ssing off crazy fangirls?
She'd never tell you to grow up
If anything, she'd keep you feeling young!
She'd totally pig out with you
Her impressions would always make you laugh
You'd always win an argument with her
Sorry, why aren't we celebrating her birthday with her again?!
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