The good folks at LuckyPeach.com achieved the authentic Ariel look by giving her a lettuce leaf for a fishtail and ketchup for both her long red locks and her frantically fixed smile which seems to despair in the realisation that the rest of her days shall be spent as a hotdog.
After eighteen years trapped in a tower with no one but a no-good youth-craving witch for company, hotdog Rapunzel remains metaphorically trapped within a hotdog bun, indicating that hotdog Flynn Ryder is yet to rescue her from her imprisoned yet not unpleasant existence.
Using what we can only assume is a cheese slice and carefully patterning it to resemble Pocahontas's Native American ensemble, hotdog Pocahontas is an accurate interpretation of historical figure, and as such it's importance should not be underrated.
Also known as the 'beauty' of the hotdog world, hotdog Belle transcends the other hotdog Princesses with her grace and frilly cheese frock.
We can only assume that the Princes to these Princesses are rethinking their decisions to live happily ever after.
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