Ole’ stubby fingers
We saw Davos’s little finger stubs, at last! The moment we've all been waiting for! He did a pretty awesome speech there as well. Very convincing.
Also, did anyone else feel absolute nerd joy at seeing Mark Gatiss as a Braavosi banker?!
Failed reunions. Failed reunions everywhere
Poor Yara Greyjoy failed in retrieving her brother, mainly because he now thinks he’s a smelly servant called Reek and is possibly the most pathetic character GoT has ever seen.
Does anyone still hold a grudge for him taking Winterfell and killing those children now? Because frankly we're feeling sorry for the guy, even if he was rewarded with a bath.
Dany finds ruling as dull as we find watching her rule
Dany’s dragons ate some goats and she paid the man back YAWN SAIL TO WESTEROS ALREADY.
Varys isn’t gay!
After a little chat with Oberyn, we find out that Varys has no interest in men or women. Since plenty of the questionable actions of characters in GoT are because of lust, this is most interesting.
Is Varys going to end up on the throne whilst everyone else gets screwed?
The Trial AKA Tyrion’s Greatest Hits
Onto the main event! Tyrion’s trial was basically a chorus of people intent on humiliating him. It wasn’t pretty, and yet we were still delighted to hear some of his gems from the past. E.g. “He called our King our half-wit.” Bahaha.
SHAE. WHY. WHYYY.
I knew I felt deep unyielding dislike for Shae for good reason. Watching her testify against Tyrion was just horrendous to watch. If we wanted to feel so sorry for someone that we cry, we'd watch Edward Scissorhands. Just his "Shae, please don't." Ugh, feelings.
So it’s agreed? Peter Dinklage is winning another Emmy for this performance? Excellent.
Some questions, plz
What are the Greyjoys’ next move without Theon?
Dany. Westeros. When?
Who will be fighting for Tyrion in his nice trial by combat?
What did you think of Peter Dinklage’s performance?
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