The dad immediately gets fired
The first thing that happens in Mrs Doubtfire is that Daniel (Robin Williams) gets fired, and the kids do not sound surprised when they hear about it. This wasn’t the first job Daniel had lost.
He throws a party and undermines his wife’s parenting
It is son Chris’s 12th Birthday, and mum Miranda says he is NOT to have a party on account of his grades.
Solution? Let’s just have a party before mum gets home!
Not only is the party BANNED, it’s a crazy farm animal party where the ANIMALS RUN WILD
They’re eating the mum’s flowers! THEY’RE EATING THE MUM’S FLOWERS!
EVEN THE POLICE SHOW UP
Have you ever heard the police show up at a 12-year-old’s birthday party? Partying hard should not become the norm at such a young age.
The mum KILLS the party
No dilly dallying, the mum comes home, switches off the music and screams at everyone. Party. Over. Kids. Embarrassed. Bad. Mother.
The pair scream at each other as the kids listen…not cool.
We’d lurve to hear more about how you want a divorce. By all means don’t wait till we’ve gone to bed.
He bad mouths their mother…in front of them
“How is the old battle axe? I’d hate to hear she came down with piles.” The poor little one with a lisp who is also Matilda gets so sad.
Now to the main part – HE DRESSES UP AS A WOMAN TO HIS CHILDREN
This isn’t at all emotionally scarring. IN OPPOSITE WORLD.
HIS CHILDREN THINK THEIR FATHER IS A WOMAN
Can anything be the same after this? Will they ever be able to shake off the image of their father with boobs again?
Once the dad becomes Mrs Doubtfire, he becomes a tyrant. A TYRANT.
Whilst Daniel the dad is cool and fun, Mrs Doubtfire makes them polish all of the candlesticks and scrub the house on their hands and knees. WHO DOES THAT?!
The mum moves on QUICKLY
It’s not all the cross-dressing fraudulent father – mum Miranda has no problem moving on with Pierce Brosnan. Have the divorce papers even been written yet?!
The kids find out the truth in the most awkward way
Walking in on your dad dressed as a woman without your knowledge as they pee standing up and seeing everything…parent of the year right there.
He tries to poison his ex-wife’s new boyfriend
Daniel shoves pepper on poor allergic Pierce Brosnan’s food. The moment Pierce started choking, the kids must have known, right?! What is this teaching?! MURDER?!
The mother takes full custody and the kids lose their father AND their nice new housekeeper
Is anyone else wondering how they handled this whole divorce without going crazy?! We’re thinking Matilda is going to have some serious issues during her teen years.
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