For some reason we can't help sharing all our personal info with our pal gals. We mean, that's what they're there for, right? Wrong! Well, kinda. Believe it or not, there are actually some things our friends don't want to know.
Whether it's the inner workings of your bowels or the way you get excited thinking about your latest sex move, these are the over shares every gal pal relationship could definitely do without. Someone shut us up already!
When we're having terrible cramps
Because they have their own cramps to deal with, they certainly don't want to hear about ours. Every girl is powerless against the cramps. Except perhaps Storm of periods...
When we're bloated
Yeah, yeah, yeah... So we're looking a little fat today. Big deal. It happens to the best of us, so we should just zip it!
When we're constipated
So we haven't gone in a week, and who do we tell? Our BFF. Who SHOULD we tell? Perhaps a doctor...
That we have diarrhea
No one cares... as they shouldn't.
That we have a nasty rash
Then they usually get grossed out wondering if it's contagious.
That we have a yeast infection
Just stop talking. Now.
When our boobs are sore
Must. Resist. The. Urge. To. Share.
Details of our GYN visit
We know it was horrifying. We know you want to share. You have to tell SOMEBODY right? Wrong. Keep it on the down low girl.
When we show them our private parts
As it turns out, our friends DON'T want to see our boobs OR our vagina. Who knew?
The size of his manhood
Sure they might be curious to know what our guy is packing. But really, it's none of their business.
All the nasty things he does to us in bed
From where he likes to ejaculate, to all the places he likes to lick, we tell it ALL to our girls.
The worst part? He'd be mortified if he knew how much they know.
All the nasty things we do to HIM in bed
Sometimes we get super eager to let our friends know we've tried something new in bed, and don't care how filthy it sounds. We know how freaky we are, and that's all that matters.
What are some things you've overshared with your girlfriends? Tweet us @sofeminineUK
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