You Can Now Buy Mulled Wine-scented Toilet Roll Because 'Tis the Season to Be Jolly

In latest world-gone-mad news, you can now wipe your backside with 'luxury soft toilet tissue' that smells just like mulled wine because there's not enough festive-themed rubbish on the shelves already. It's Tesco we have to thank for making our bathrooms brilliantly boozy this December but are you sold?

Picture this: it's the morning after the night before over-indulging in mulled wine at your local Christmas market and you wake up bursting for a wee. If the overpowering urge to vomit isn't enough of a reminder of your impending hangover then the festive-themed bog roll that smells just like mulled wine you're about to wipe your arse with will be.

For just £2 Tesco promises to make your trips to the bathroom brilliantly boozy and fantastically festive this Christmas, thanks to its 'luxury soft toilet tissue' rolls that are infused with the sweet scent of mulled spice - citrol, cinnamol, citronella and limonene to be exact. They're also appropriately decorated with festive gold symbols. What more could you ask for in a bog roll?

"Our mulled spice scented toilet tissue has a mulled spice fragrance core and a decorated paper for extra indulgence everyday," Tesco says of its latest product but customers have mixed feelings.

do not recommend @Tesco mulled wine scented toilet paper, feels like wiping your ass with last nights hangover :(
— bel (@belwoolfe) November 5, 2016

PSA: Tesco now sell mulled spice scented toilet roll, if you want to smell like a disappointing office party. #lifehack
— Oliver Johnson (@BristOliver) October 25, 2016

You too, can have your bum smell of mulled wine..... Cheers #Tesco! 😆 😅 pic.twitter.com/qQjo1IS4Zm
— Tim Shewan (@shewanlpool) October 29, 2016

4th November and there is mulled wine scented toilet roll in my bathroom???
— Kerry ❤ (@kerrychristina1) November 4, 2016

Tesco have started selling Christmas scented toilet roll. Yes, because who wouldn't want their bum to smell like mulled wine?
— Katie Page (@kitkatthemidget) October 25, 2016

Mulled spice scented luxury soft toilet roll gets me right in the mood for Christmas
— Rosie (@Rosiemaywatts) November 1, 2016

It's gone to far Tesco mulled spice dented toilet roll! #Crohnsdisease #IBD https://t.co/N4t9NVbaz4
— Karen (@Kazters) October 18, 2016

Several people are also reporting sightings of wine-scented bleach in the supermarket because our obsession with Christmas is officially out of control.