"When I was a geisha, he was a samurai/Somehow I understood him when he spoke Thai." - Nicki Minaj
Anyone else get the feeling that Nicki couldn’t for the life of her find something to rhyme with samurai? Geisha's and samurai's are Japanese anyway.
"Always been about them horizontal lines through them 'S's/That's a dollar sign." – Chamillionaire
Sigh. You mean vertical Chamillionaire. It’s junior school stuff. Come on.
“I say "yeah" he replies, "blud, that girls fourteen." - Plan B
We think this YouTube fellow Alex Day sums up this entire song perfectly. Did we just break the law listening to this?!
"Are you into astrology, cause um, I'm trying to make it to Uranus." - Kanye West
We think he means Astronomy. Oh Kanye. How did we ever let him become famous?
"You done broke my heart into a million pieces/I should have seen it coming, wish I had telekinesis." – LMFAO
Before they write these lyrics, don’t they think about it?! Don’t they use google?! Why would they have telekinesis?! It makes no sense!
"I'm an animal/Half man, half mammal." - Jay-Z
Oh come on Jay-Z! We want to let it slide because we love you, but really?!
".38 revolve like the sun round the Earth" - Jay-Z
It’s okay Jay. Sherlock doesn’t know that the Earth revolves around the sun either. Don’t beat yourself up about it.
“Now I get to watch you leave out the window guess that’s why they call it window pain.” – Eminem
We love this song, but this line was utter rubbish.
"I heard you good with them soft lips / Yeah, you know word of mouth / The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? / Cause I’ve been tryna work it out.” - Drake
The square root is 8.30662386292 Drake. Don’t try to make mathematical puns in songs, it doesn’t sound great.
“My name is Roman, last name is Zolanski but no relation to Roman Polanski – Nicki Minaj
Who, what? Isn’t your name Nicki? Why Roman Polanski?! Why would you be related to him? We’re so confused?
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