His subjects tremble to behold him
He mingles with the commoners
He strides past his people with confidence
He takes possession of what should rightfully be his
He is pensive about the heavy burden of his future crown
Just like his Grandad Charles, he is quite the Mummy’s boy!
He is snobby about New Zealand
We're sensing a little bit of Prince Philip in him!
He is allowed to eat Kate Middleton’s hair. The (future) King can do what he likes!
He knows which gifts are beneath him.
We are NOT amused by this blue teddy!
His proclamations are listened to and celebrated
It might just be gargling, but dammit we shall listen!
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