We polished off a fry up for breakfast
Then a bowl of cheerios because hey - second breakfast!
Already on our fifth cup of tea
"Would anyone like a cuppa?" Always answer yes. Always.
Apologised when someone ELSE bumped into us on the way to work
"Hey we're sorry you're such an impatient, rude bastard."
Felt genuinely proud of Prince George
Complimented the beautiful weather without actually going outside
Got excited about the prospect of Magnum ice creams
Googled Kate Middleton
Perfection, as usual. Love the new hat Kate! Aw and she shops at Zara! So down to earth.
Side-stepped carefully past a group of young people whilst feeling genuine fear
Marvelled over David Beckham being just such a nice guy
Unable to ascertain how we feel about Emma Watson
She was Hermione in Harry Potter yeah but...them eyebrows...
Felt genuine social anxiety in a silent lift filled with people
Frozen with the fear that someone will talk...
Worried about the use of an emoticon
Do I put a winky face? Is that too cheeky? Maybe just a smiley, would a grinny be too enthusiastic?
Felt despair at how much our meal came to at Pret
Mistrusted everyone who said ‘no thanks’ to our packet of custard creams
Seriously, what is going on here?
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