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The Strangest Places That Celebrities Simulate Sex...Alone

by Emmy Griffiths Published on 18 March 2014
The Strangest Places That Celebrities Simulate Sex...Alone© Youtube

We've never quite understood when in music videos the singer feels the need to express their sexual longing by humping whatever is closest to them. Whether it is a car roof, a pile of dried leaves or a wall - these celebrities get turned on by the strangest of places…

From inanimate objects, flat surfaces and machinery, to prison, salty waves, fire escapes, mental asylums and worse, these celebs have no rules when it comes to getting their freak on.

Next time you bump into a wall, a door, or even stumble upon a fallen leaf, you might just get all excited - in a sexy, gotta-get-down-right-now-and-start-WRITHING kinda way. Stranger things have happened to this lot...

A Car Roof

Marry the Night – Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga might want to marry the night but she clearly wants this car roof as a bit of the side! Scroll along to 9.47 for their steamy moments together.

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A Wall

Can’t Remember to Forget You - Shakira ft. Rihanna

Why does no one ever question why so many singers hump walls in music videos? Walls are not all that hot, sure they're hard and big and strong... oh we get it now! Here's Shakira and Rihanna going for it!

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A Mental Asylum

Disturbia - Rihanna

So Rihanna is grinding around a lunatic asylum...does no one else find this strange? Meh who cares, this song is a modern classic!

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Prison

Telephone – Lady Gaga

Did you think that prison was a place for criminals to pay for their crimes? You could not be more wrong! Prison is one sexy, sexy place.

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A Motorbike

Bound 2 – Kanye West

Before Kanye West joins her, Kim Kardashian is loving whatever that motorbike is doing to her…talk about revved up.

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The Ocean

Drunk in Love – Beyonce ft. Jay Z

You might think that waves crashing in your face would leave you choking and spitting horrible salt water as your eyes smart and you gasp at someone to fetch you a towel so you can dry your face. However, the rough ocean waves have a much sexier effect on Beyonce.

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A Fire Escape

Edge of Glory – Lady Gaga

All that steel. All those stairs. All those gaps and bars. It's no wonder Lady Gaga went wild for this dirty, nasty, naughty (and practical) fire escape. She's defo on the edge of glory for these steel safety stairs.

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The Beach

Starships – Nicki Minaj

Sand may get everywhere, but Nicki Minaj clearly doesn’t mind! When that beach looks at her like that, whaddya gonna do? Start making sweet sandy solo love to it of course. The sand is definitely rubbing Nicki up the right way. We might try this next time we're at the seaside.

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A Boxing Ring

Dirty – Christina Aguilera

Off to a boxing match? Nah, Boxing Ring’s are just where Christina Aguilera goes to do most of her erotic grinding. She found a load of other girls who also have a thing for ropey, dirty boxing rings. Should we feel weird watching this? Maybe they all just wanna be alone with the boxing ring...

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An Ice Sculpture

Super Bass – Nicki Minaj

Dry humping a freezing cold ice sculpture motorbike is not our first choice for solo stimulation but if it works for you Nicki you just keep on doing your thing.

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A Demolition Site

Wrecking Ball – Miley Cyrus

“You know what would be sexy? If I flew around naked on a wrecking ball then like, licked a hammer?” Genius idea Miley. Hmmmm steel and concrete. It's the new S&M.

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A Pile Of Dried Leaves

Me Against The Music – Britney Spears ft. Madonna

Remember when you used to leap into piles of leaves during autumn? Madonna’s version is slightly more X-rated! They're so er... crunchy. Yeah, crunchy and crispy and dry. Yeah see - sexy.

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Furry Surfaces

Baby Boy – Beyonce ft. Sean Paul

Nothing turns Beyonce on more than some touchable, fluff-able animal skin!

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Shakira is showing that wall a good time © Vevo