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These Crazy Milkshakes Are What Your Food Porn Dreams Are Made Of

by Pascale Day ,
These Crazy Milkshakes Are What Your Food Porn Dreams Are Made Of© instagram/mollybakes

Finally, the drink of legends has emerged in the UK. The freakshake at New Dalston bakery Molly's Bakes combines our two favourite things: cakes and milkshakes. And while it'll wipe out a whole month's calorie intake in a day, it'll be totally worth it.

I want you to picture your dream drink. Is it a cool, crisp gin and tonic? A warming cup o' tea? A pint of cider on a summer's day? NOT ANYMORE. These freakshakes are so insane they'll make you never want to drink another beverage ever again EVER.

The freakier the better #freakshakes #freakshakeslondon #mollybakes #mollybakescafe #saturday #dalston #newopening

A photo posted by Molly Bakes (@mollybakes) on Jan 30, 2016 at 6:34am PST

​Hailing from Australia, the freakshake was invented in Canberra by a crazy cafe who have absolutely no regard for your daily calorie intake. The combine all the greatest things in life: milk and sugar and desserts. See, the freakshake consists of thick, dreamy milkshake, topped with whipped cream, salted caramel sauce, petzels, nutella, brownies, doughnuts... the list goes on. Basically, anything super sweet you want on your milkshake, your wish is their command.

Now - hallelujah! - we no longer have to pay for ​a flight to Oz to experience these insane creations, as New Dalston bakery Molly Bakes began selling their own version of the mega milkshake. The shakes come in four different flavours - raspberry, chocolate, peanut butter and salted caramel - and then you get to pick your own toppings from a heavenly list of calorific choices. And if the fact that they taste uh-mazing wasn't enough, they are the most Instagramable food ever. Look! Just look at them!

Just some of your freaky pics from last night #freakshakes #freakshakeslondon #mollybakescafe #mollybakes

A photo posted by Molly Bakes (@mollybakes) on Jan 29, 2016 at 5:01am PST

It doesn't even matter how many times you've seen one, you just want to see more! They have the power to turn you into a total food perv.

If you think you may have fallen deeply in love with one of these milkshakes - entirely possible, we assure you - then you can grab one or five at Molly Bakes, which stays open late Thursday, Friday and Saturday to accommodate cake lovers and freakshakers. You can find more out about Molly Bakes and the other delicious food they make here.


Have you had one of Molly Bakes' freakshakes? Let us know! @sofeminineUK

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