Mercedes is desperate for Joe to forgive her. He finally makes a decision about who he wants to be with, but is it Mercedes or Joanne?
Knowing they might be on borrowed time, Alfie and Jade decide to live 50 years-worth of marriage right now. Alfie gives James 50p for the shack and they tick “buying a house” off their list. They then camp in a sand pit in The Osborne’s living room (pretending it’s the Gobi desert) for their honeymoon.
Myra pretends she’s pregnant with eight babies to attract the TV crews and make a quick buck. However, the press want a scan photo to prove it.