1. Achieve and be proud
Even if it means basically sticking your tongue out at legendary Hollywood actors...
2. Own up to your mistakes
3. Bring out all the stops to win an argument
Even if that means bringing up an ex-fiance who sang an international smash hit about your relationship...
4. Don't be afraid to change your appearance
Even if your parents don't recognise you...
5. There is never a bad time for Mean Girls
6. Everyone has their body hang-ups
7. Weight shouldn't matter
8. Sometimes you need to tell the hard truth
No matter how much it hurts...
9. Food is GREAT
10. Everyone's a bit weird...
11. Pay attention to your BFF
12. Alcohol is always a good idea
13. Express yourself
14. No matter how successful you get, you'll still get sh*t from your siblings
15. Own every situation
16. Always thinking about food is (occasionally) a bad idea
17. Don't be afraid to call people out
Especially if they made you look like an idiot in front of JENNIFER LOPEZ.
Basically, we love you Jen.
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