1. Heirloom problems
2. Social media fury
3. Selfie problems
4. Fashion advice
5. Fashion disaster
6. Tones irritate him
7. As does High Street brands
8. You have to be careful with fake tan
9. And respect your enemies
10. But being blunt never hurts either
11. First impressions are always right if you're Mark Francis
12. He does not make idle threats
13. Camping equipment is GHASTLY
14. PAH.
15. Popular chicken restaurants go right over Mark Francis's head
16. One NEVER wastes time talking about the Opera
17. Sport no-nos
18. He has a specific sort of idea about refreshments
19. Theft will not happen to him
20. He has a firm idea of key life skills
21. He knows what is a MUST at a dinner party
22. One NEVER gets sh*t faced
23. He's always ready for dramatic news
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