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20 Signs That You Are Probably A Hobbit

by Emmy Griffiths ,
20 Signs That You Are Probably A Hobbit

Hobbits are amazing creatures, so why wouldn't we want to be more like them? Since we are saying the last goodbye to Middle Earth as the final Hobbit movie, The Battle of the Five Armies is out today, here's why you might just be a hobbit yourself...

You have an affinity with gardening

Why go into Mordor when you can grow a nice big pumpkin?!

Your feet are hairy as f*ck

Not that this is a bad thing. #HairyPride

Being cheeky is just a way of life

"I don't know why he's so upset! It's only a couple of carrots!"


You have around six meals a day

"What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?"

Thinking about it, food is your life’s greatest passion

Adventure's are for fools, dinner parties are for winners.

Your natural curls have never felt like a burden

In fact, it perfectly complements your large, adorable ears.

You like to stay out of trouble

Hobbits are highly inconspicuous, so don't worry if your friends are ignoring you, they probably just haven't seen you. On the bright side, you'd make a TOP burglar!

But secretly crave a LITTLE adventure

Sometimes you just can't help yourself. It's a curiosity thing. #Sorrynotsorry

You’re quite in touch with your feelings

Want to get smashed with a LOTR drinking game? Take a shot every time a Hobbit cries.

You can be a little dim

But helpful! Always helpful!

You are the shortest amongst all of your friends

Bonus points if you are called a Halfling and/or 'one of the Shire folk'.

You really, really believe in Hobbiton



You’re a MAJOR lightweight

A PINT? *Swoons*.


Which makes you better than a King. A KING.


You’re EXTREMELY loyal

Your friends are everything to you, and so even if it means going into the heart of evil itself to destroy a corrupt piece of jewellery whilst your pal is intermittently going cray cray and knowing it will inevitably lead to your death, you'll still stick with them through it all. *Hugs for Samwise*.

You HATE being taken to Isengard

Horrible place. Swampy.


You have no problem having deep and loving relationships with your pals

Bromance or womance, you love your fellow friends DEEPLY.

You have just a lovely singing voice

Especially when your batsh*t crazy Master demands you perform as he sends hundreds of men to certain death whilst crunching through cherry tomatoes and chicken. #DenethorProbz


You hate being left out

Even if it means getting yourself into horrendous situations, it's still better than suffering FOMO!


No one will ever QUITE understand you!

In some ways you're predictable, in other ways you're a complete enigma! Never change.

Have you been pretending to be human all this time? Tweet us @sofeminineUK!

This was written by Emmy Griffiths. Follow her @emmyfg!

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