Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s wedding plans are well on their way, and from reports it sounds like they’re going to put every single wedding that has ever taken place to shame. Because, you know, that’s just how they roll.
According to Grazia magazine, the wedding could take place as soon as three months from now. Before, we simply thought Kim’s rigourous training was an excuse to annoy everyone tucking into bacon sarnies on Instagram, but it sounds like she is actually stepping up her workout routine and getting back onto the Atkins diet in order to fit into her wedding dress!
An insider revealed: “Kim and Kanye first went public with their relationship in April 2012, so they’re looking to marry around April – on their second anniversary.
“It would be perfect timing, as Kanye’s tour wraps up at the end of February and awards season will be over.”
Oh yes, we couldn’t possibly have it clash with awards season (sigh).
Kris Jenner has already joked about the magnitude of the wedding, telling People magazine: “I don’t think it will be two people in a chapel, if you know what I mean.”
Erm, no? What do you mean Kris? They’re going to get married whilst riding dolphins? A giant flashmob spelling their names will spring up as they say their nuptials? They are going to hire out Notre Dame Cathedral?
Since this will be Kim’s third trip down the aisle, apparently she is letting Kanye make all the plans – heaven help us – saying he can have “whatever he wants.”
Everyone prepare for the worst. We’re very afraid.
Then there’s Kim’s outfit. Apparently she loved Kate Middleton’s dress and wants something similar, including a replica of her diamond. A source revealed: “Kim wants a replica of the diamond tiara Kate wore to the royal wedding, and Kanye is designing a family crest, like the Middletons did.”
However, this allegedly won’t be her only outfit – of course not – instead she’ll have three. A source revealed: “Kim will have one formal, one party and an after-party dress. It is likely they will be designed – with Kanye’s help – by Valentino and Ricardo Tisci of Givenchy.”
Seriously don’t get us started on the guest list either. Since this is the ultimate celeb wedding, apparently Anna Wintour, Lionel Richie, John Mayer, Beyonce and Jay Z, The Osbourne family and Cheryl Cole are among people who will be invited.
We know this whole wedding sounds crazy, so is it really bad that we would also like an invite? Please?
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