Who is cooler than Rust Cohle? Nobody, except maybe Rust Cohle from the future.
He's not dramatic whatsoever
Didn't think hunting down child-sacrificing cults could be romantic? Well, you were wrong.
How are we going to survive without this dynamic duo and their life lessons on investigating satanic cults in the rural South?
Definitive proof time really is just a flat circle. If you don't get this you need to buff up on creepy films from 1980.
Finally, as much as we love Rachel McAdams, Vince Vaughn, Colin Farrell and Taylor Kitsch (and we LOVE Taylor Kitsch) we are little disappointed this was not Rust/Marty replacements for season two:
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This article was written by Dagney Pruner. Follow her on Twitter @dagneyp