Ed Sheeran did this with his hips and we all got pregnant
I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine.
Nicki Minaj’s boobs were bigger than her head
If you've got 'em, flaunt 'em!
Vine star Jerome Jarre was on the scene and getting naked
We think people were enjoying this more than Nicki's performance on stage!
Nicki Minaj was consistently awesome for the whole evening
Love her or hate her, Minaj has got style.
Ariana Grande ditched the classic ponytail
And no one recognised her as a result!
When Nicki Minaj played golf with her own butt
Well...yeah this was weird.
And was photobombed by a dinosaur
The theme of the evening was 'time travel' so apparently this was fine.
Ed Sheeran performed with dancers and broke a thousand hearts
We found love right where we are...sat in front of our TV...watching Ed Sheeran and his dancers.
Ariana Grande was serenaded by her own song on the red carpet
She seems to genuinely love it as well. Oh Ariana, we have such mixed feelings about you.
And floated onto stage in a giant bubble
At least she didn't twerk.
Zayn Palik was poorly
The boys did a video to say thanks and Zayn wasn't there, as apparently he was bedridden. We missed him.
Minaj got some karaoke going
If anything will make Glasgow sing, it's The Proclaimers!
What was your favourite moment of the VMAs? Tweet us @sofeminineUK!
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