When the trend started and we realised beards were here to stay, we didn't think it was such a bad idea
I mean, is he even real?
But then you began to take it too far
Selfies, growth updates, whimsical shaving. It got old quickly.
Because some beards can be great
And can make you look like literally the most attractive creature to grace the earth
But you have abused the privilege of rocking hair on your face
A noodle bowl beard. No.
And we kind of miss your faces
We don't want to see front face braids, we just want to see you.
And we miss being pain free while kissing
It's like making out with sandpaper.
We're a bit fed up of pretending this sort of thing isn't weird
It's not art, it's sticking flowers in your facial hair.
Where would we be if these guys decided to join the bearded posse? Hmm?!
It would be an unspeakable tragedy.
So please do us all a favour and pick up a razor
Do what needs to be done.
Just ask yourself: what would Paul Rudd do?
He'd shave it off is what!
Still haven't convinced you? Maybe Andrew Garfield will
BEARD SO BAD. BEARD SO BAAAAD!
#BINTHEBEARDS. Tweet us your thoughts @sofeminineUK!
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