So it looks like Madonna made out with Drake at Coachella. It affected him, and apparently not in a good way.
Since Madonna seems to have the Dementor’s Kiss down, naturally the people of Twitter were very, very worried about our dear sweet Drake. First of all, people were shocked and disgusted by what they’d just witnessed.
Others felt like they should defend Madonna and her wacky, older lady antics:
Even Piers Morgan had his say:
Then this extremely convincing theory came into play:
Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, now Drake?! We don’t want to be too hard on Britney and Christina, but post-snog they’ve both had a bit of a rough time of it, no? We’re not saying Drake is next on the downward spiral, we’re just saying he should watch himself. Carefully. In fact:
Want to join us in our bid to save Drake’s fate? Tweet us @sofeminineUK with #StopMadonna2015 and let this madness end, once and for all!
This was written by Emmy Griffiths. Tweet her @emmyfg!
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