1. When he said how he felt about Kim
2. When he summed up Kourtney's thought process
3. When he dissed Kim and Kris Humphrey's 72 day marriage
4. When he trivialised Kourtney's problems
5. When he marvelled on the size of the Kardashian clan
6. When he made a point about Kris's personality
7. When it was probably unsurprising that he and Kourtney broke up
8. When he was a douche but we loved it
9. When he delivered a swift burn about an outfit choice
10. When he compared Kim to a murderous wooden doll
11. When he knew he was better than Kris
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