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This Orange Is The New Black Festive Poem Will Make Your Christmas

by Emmy Griffiths ,
This Orange Is The New Black Festive Poem Will Make Your Christmas

It's been a while since we checked in with our favourite criminals at Litchfield, so this message of festive cheer from all of our favourite characters (Hi Poussay! Hi!) has seriously put us in the cheery Christmas spirit, even if they are talking about robbing Santa's sack...

We're not too sure if this was meant to be part of Orange is the New Black season four or simply an (excellent) acting exercise for our favourite Litchfield characters, but either way the inmates take on the popular poem 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' is our new favourite thing to come out of 2015's Christmas season.

Starring Crazy Eyes (Uzo Aduba), Poussey (Samira Wiley), Taystee (Danielle Brooks), Red (Kate Mulgrew) and of course Piper (Taylor Schilling), we're just sorry Ruby Rose didn't make an appearance. Check it out...


We don't know about you, but our favourite lyric had to be: "We didn't believe it at first/Where's the proof?/We thought we was trippin'/or drank too much Hooch!"

Is it just us, or does this really make you want season four to be here already? Tweet us @sofeminineUK!

This piece was written by Emmy Griffiths. Follow her @emmyfg!

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