1. I need some me time
Either someone's annoying us or we've been busy running round after everyone else as per. We need to kick back paint our nails and just spend some quality time ALONE.
2. Google it
If you ask us something and we don't know the answer we will tell you to Google it. And yes it is a verb.
3. Out out
We don't just go out, oh no. We go out out. Somehow saying it twice means it's a big deal. All of a sudden there's all this pressure. You will go shopping. You will drink too much and you'll probably wish you just went 'out'.
4. With the girls
Our friends mean that much to us calling them by their names just isn't enough. We like to call them The Girls like they're some kind of revered pack. Which they are. We also like to boast about doing absolutely anything with them all social media #outwiththegirls.
5. I'm having a fat day
No, it's not down to chocolate or PMS - you're actually having a fat day. Pass. Us. The. Sweatpants.
6. So chic
7. It's so in right now
It's fashionable, everyone's wearing it, we need it.
8. Take it a day at a time
Right, because usually you like to take it 12 days at a time. We know it makes no sense but we like to think we're being all supportive and wise.
9. I'm thinking about having a make-over
Uh oh. You've looked the same for a whole six months now and you're craving a change. Restyle, new hair, new boyf? Who knows what's about to go down.
10. I'm doing a detox
Girl code for, "I'm going to try and survive off strawberry shakes and watered down soup for a week *yummy* but if someone brings in cake it's game over. BECAUSE I'M STARVING.
11. I'm just so emosh
Don't Tell The Bride, One Born Every Minute, BGT...we're so emotional we can't even finish our words anymore.
12. This year's going so fast
"How is it May already?" We're shocked that time is actually a real, moving thing. All year. Every year.
13. Has someone sprayed?
Nope we don't mean has someone cocked their leg up and taken a pee. We can smell something good and we will not rest until we know what perfume it is. From our own experiences, it's usually Victoria's Secret body mist.
14. Shut up
You've just told us something really dramatic. Keep talking and do anything but shut up. Seriously.
15. You should come
You probably shouldn't go, or you would have been invited in the first place.
16. I miss your face
I miss you just isn't as cute.
We're disgusted. So disgusted in fact we sound like we got a sewing machine stuck in our throats. (Eye roll optional).
18. You were in my dream last night
Only after we've said this do we begin to gauge how creepy/inappropriate we sound. Oh and no one cares.
19. I don't care, I just think it's funny
You definitely care and absolutely nothing about this is funny.
20. It feels like it should be Friday
Always on a Thursday. Why!?
21. I haven't seen you in forever
Oh right, so we've literally never met then. This is weird.
22. It's just not me
A polite way of saying, 'Do you even know me at all?'.
We literally don't give two hoots.
24. I'm not sure how I feel about that
When we can't even come up with a word for how we feel - that's your cue to run.
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