Shailene Woodley – Clay
Chatting to David Letterman, Shailene revealed her love of eating clay. She said: “clay binds to other materials in your body and helps your body excrete those materials that aren’t necessarily the best for you.”
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT WOODLEY.
Victoria Beckham – Nightingale Excrement
Apparently Nightingale waste exfoliates the skin and leaves it feeling amazingly healthy and glowing. Maybe we should start calling her Poop Spice instead.
Teri Hatcher – Bathes in red wine
Teri likes to bathe in red wine because apparently it softens the skin and keeps her youthful glow. It also gets her smashed quicker. Joking. But probably true.
Angelina Jolie – Cockroach snacks
Angelina is reportedly quite a fan of that delicious bug, the cockroach, and describes it as “a meaty, high-protein snack food.” Apparently the only downside is that there’s a pointy bit in their stomach that, as Jolie explains, “you have to kind of pop…off.” Yeah. The ONLY downside.
Megan Fox – Apple cider vinegar
Megan likes to drink the vinegar to stay slim. Spekaing of the diet, she said: “It just cleanses out your system entirely…for women who retain water weight from your menstrual cycle and all that…it gets rid of it really fast.”
Cindy Crawford – Milk and water spray
Cindy likes to mix milk with water and sprays it on her face throughout the day, claiming that it keeps the skin soft. Well, we suppose if Cleopatra bathed in milk to keep her skin nice then this isn’t too…only joking THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY.
Naomi Campbell - The ‘Master Cleanse’
The supermodel takes part in the Master Cleanse three times a year. Basically, it’s an insane diet which involves drinking nothing but maple syrup, cayenne pepper, lemon juice and water. We're beginning to wonder whether people just make this stuff up so celebrities will do it and the rest of us can all have a good giggle.
Kate Winslet – Rodial’s Glamoxy Snake Serum
The snake serum, described as ‘botox in a bottle’ freezes your face whilst moisturising and revitalising the skin, creating a healthy glow.
Eva Longoria – Face cream with placenta
Eva keeps her skin baby soft by using nutrients found in HUMAN PLACENTA. Does anyone else find this extremely disturbing?!
Simon Cowell – Weekly drip
Simon told GQ that he enjoys getting a weekly drip with B12, magnesium, vitamin C and ‘something for your liver.’ He said: “Even when I’m having a viewing session with producers, she just sticks a needle in me and we carry on doing whatever we’re doing.”
Halle Berry – Coffee granules
Halle Berry likes to mix coffee grinds into her body wash to exfoliate. You’d have thought someone would mention you could buy exfoliating body wash, but no. Coffee granules are definitely the way to go.
Reese Witherspoon – Baby food
Reese reportedly likes to snack on baby food as it’s meant to help with digestion and detox your body. We’d rather eat real food, but that’s just us.
Gwen Stefani – Colonic therapy
Gwen Stefani has had the treatment at the ‘We Care Spa’ which involves sticking a tube into the rectum and flushing out the body. Apparently you can lose a lot of weight in a week, especially when coupled with the all-liquid diet the Spa has to offer. We’d rather not.
Catherine Zeta-Jones – Strawberries
Catherine uses crushed strawberries to clean her teeth. In an interview she said: “The juice or pulp of strawberries contains malic acid which serves as an astringent and can lighten surface stains.”
B-but, she uses normal toothpaste as well right? RIGHT?
Demi Moore – Leeches
Demi Moore must be stuck in a time warp of the Middle Ages, as she admitted that she uses leeches to suck her blood to detox.
She said: “They have a little enzyme that when they are biting down gets released into your blood and your health is optimised…I’m feeling very detoxified right now.”
Sandra Bullock – Haemorrhoid cream
In Miss Congeniality Sandra Bullock’s character uses haemorrhoid cream to get rid of the bags under her eyes, a beauty trick the actress has made her own. She said: “Apparently butt-cream does help the lines around the eyes.”
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