1. Space Jam
This went completely over our heads every 200 times we watched Space Jam growing up in the nineties:
“Are there any other areas, besides basketball, where you find yourself unable to perform?’
2. Toy Story
Sid, the kid who tortures toys "JUST FOR FUN!" put together this hook with long legs. Making it a hooker. Yeah?! That kid was dark.
Woody and Bo's relationship
What will you be doing that the sheep can't see?!
Buzz's wings popping out when he sees Jessie for the first time
Just couldn't keep 'em in, could we Buzz?
Ken and Barbie's relationship
For saying it's meant to be for little kids, Cars has some BRILLIANT subtle references. Our favourite:
“We don’t need headlights because the track’s always lit!"
“So’s my brother lit, but he still needs headlights!”
Lightning McQueen's number 1 groupie fans 'flashing' their headlights is perfection.
Sure it doesn't Anna. Sure it doesn't.
As well as the many, many jokes about Lord Farquaad's 'size', there is so many adult jokes packed into Shrek it may as well have been made purely with the grown-ups in mind.
Welcome to Duloc
When Puss in Boots is found with catnip
Very clever. Almost TOO clever.
7. The Grinch
When Cindy Lou is finding out how babies are born, this one arrives:
8. Rugrats: The Movie
9. Hocus Pocus
Okay, is this a little TOO dark? Even though five minutes into this film a little girl was murdered, a boy turned into a cat and three witches hanged? Is THIS too much?!
10. Emperor's New Groove
Being murdered > Yzma's thigh
11. Scooby Doo
Since Scooby and Shaggy are blatant potheads (Scooby rhymes with dooby, for heavens sake), it seemed too good to miss that they would name Shaggy's movie girlfriend Mary Jane. Smh.