King of the Friendzone, Jorah Mormont
Played by Iain Glen, who knows exactly where his character stands with the love of his life #awkward.
Strong warrior with a penchant for unavailable men, Brienne of Tarth
Played by Gwendoline Christie, who knows what the public want with Brienne. GIRL POWER.
General antihero with an unpleasant fire-related past, The Hound
Played by Rory McCann, who gives The Hound advice we're pretty sure he already knows...
Angry ex-girlfriend, Ygritte
Played by Rose Leslie, who seems sick of trying to look simultaneously sulky and murderous.
Sneaky moustache-twiddler, Petyr Baelish
Played by Aidan Gillen, who is clearly loving being a sneaky little sh*t.
Played by Kristian Nairn, whose advice surprisingly (and kind of disappointingly) wasn't just 'Hodor'.
THE KING CAN DO AS HE LIKES, King Joffrey
Played by Jack Gleeson, possibly the most hated character of the series so far...
Drunken little lecher, Tyrion Lannister
Played by Peter Dinklage, who is right about absolutely everything.
Grouchy angsty teenager, Bran Stark
Played by Isaac Hempstead-Wright, who is clearly as sick of Bran's attitude probs as we are by this point!
Littlefinger's inappropriate crush, Sansa Stark
Played by Sophie Turner, who clearly would never have fancied Joffrey in the first place. Stupid Sansa.
Bitchy Queen who needs to get her own way, Cersei Lannister
Played by Lena Headley, she obviously doesn't share Cersei's view of how to play the Game of Thrones (you know, you win or you die and all that...)
Loveable sidekick turned BAMF, Samwell Tarly
Played by John Bradley-West, his advice to Sam hits the nail on the head. We love you Sam!
Tiny sociopath, Arya Stark
Played by Maisie Williams, and she's right - Arya really needs to know when to shut up.
Sister lover but all-round good guy, Jaime Lannister
Played by Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, who is probably suggesting that Jaime should get away from his sister/girlfriend...
Mother of Dragons, Daenerys Targaryen
Played by Emilia Clark, who recently signed a new non-nudity contract. With this in mind, her advice definitely makes sense!
But our personal favourite has to be the advice for Jon Snow
Played by Kit Harington, though we're not sure whether we want him to go through with this advice. We all know Jon Snow looks best when he's miserable!
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