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The C-String: The Worst Thing To EVER Happen To Our Crotch

Maria Bell Published by Maria Bell
Published on 20 June 2014

Just when we thought our eyes had recovered from the trauma of paunchy TOWIE ladz parading around in asymmetric c*cksock swimsuits, we get this. The worst thing to happen to women, lingerie and our sense of perspective: The C-String. If this is the world we live in, we want out.

Resting neatly over your particulars with an anchor between your butt cheeks, the C-string offers to protect your dignity while simultaneously obliterating all trace of it. Think a thong, but leagues more narcissistic.

In fact, save yourself some pain and just don't think of it at all.

Designed to eliminate the chance of VPL, the c-string is the new lingerie garment you never knew you needed, or ever really wanted...

It also comes in a variety of colours and patterns because, well, there is no logical reason for this.

Plus animal print, kinky fluff and/or with plumage. WHY NOT?!

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One lady even took it to the beach.

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And just in case the guys feel left out, there's a version for them too.

Kill it with fire. Quickly.

Tweet us your horror at @sofeminineUK.

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