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Every Thing That Happens After The First Year Of Every Relationship

by Vivian KELLY ,
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Every so often you hit a relationship milestone where things get... let's just say comfortable. Effort turns into laziness, in-jokes become your only jokes and post-sex cuddling is no longer crucial. If you're wondering what most relationships look like after the one year mark, here's a glimpse at what is pretty much guaranteed...

1. Bad habits are FAR from cute

His 'cute' obsession with milk turns into the bane of your life. 'You didn't just drink the whole carton again?!' and his tendency to forget (everything) is no longer forgivable.

2. You're best friends

You know you're best friends when you finish each other's sentences and have so many inside jokes that people think you're the 'weird couple'.

3. Trying to impress isn't a priority anymore

The courting's over ladies! Dressing to impress, wearing perfume and matching undies - yeah that only happens on special occasions now.

4. Teeth checking

You need to know if you have food in your teeth and you're not afraid to ask him.

5. Foreplay is non-existent

You'd think once taught never forgotten, right? Who are we kidding - he'll never stop trying to bypass foreplay! (And they wonder why we fake it sometimes.)

6. Open door bathroom policy

Peeing in front of each other? No big deal. Your bathroom time is far from 'private' anymore...

7. He knows his mum pushes your buttons

You hate it when she treats him like a ten-year-old. He's a MAN, can't you see that?

8. Furious eyes

It's no joking matter, all you have to do is give him 'the look' and he'll know where he stands. Don't mess.

9. The D*CK tendency

After the one year mark men are prone to the following: letting their guards down (a little too much), taking you for granted and pissing you off.

10. Nights out become nights in

You both get lazy about going out. Ordering take out and a movie marathon (of your choice) is more of your thing now. In fact, you're basically the only friend's each other has.

11. Farting becomes funny

You're both so comfortable that unleashing the odd fart isn't really that big of a deal any more. Nor is belching.

12. You nag him about being romantic with you

Lets just say if you forget to buy her flowers on Valentine's Day you're in for a BAD night.

13. No filter

He's WAY less careful with his jokes, 'You look pregnant in that'. Not. Funny.

14. Post-sex cuddling isn't important anymore

Gone are the days when you lay there post coital and wondering what he's thinking about and if he really enjoyed it. X-Factor starts in TEN.

15. Time to call it quits

Like most relationships, there comes a time when it's either make or break and the one year mark is one of them.

If you've made it this far congratulations!

What other things happened in your relationship after the one year mark? Tweet us @sofeminineUK!

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Vivian KELLY
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