Francis - The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Passive-aggressive suggestions of stupidity. Noted.
Buzz Lightyear - Toy Story
Calm and measured insults are better than shouting and screaming.
Charlotte - The Princess and the Frog
Be clear with your rejections.
Mushu - Mulan
Sarcasm is the BEST form of wit.
Marie - The Aristocats
You are a Lady, and therefore you are wiser, smarter and generally classier than everyone else. NEVER forget it.
Esmerelda - The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Never accept a back-handed compliment.
Timon - The Lion King
You know how to pity those you aren't at your level of comic GENIUS.
You learned EXACTLY how to shoot down any potential douchebags.
Cogsworth - Beauty and the Beast
The negative stuff is always the funniest.
The Hyenas - The Lion King
You can tear someone down completely with just one sentence.
Kuzco - The Emperor's New Groove
If in doubt, go for their looks.
Yao - Mulan
If someone is a bit of a loser (and deserves it), point this fact out IMMEDIATELY.
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