Dust mop slippers
Relaxing in comfort and NEVER having to mop up again? Win.
So she can get a good night sleep to better face acting as your taxi driver/confidante/chef all day!
For when she needs to tune out your bullsh*t!
Ring for Wine keyring
So she can be waited on hand and foot, obviously.
Vodka jelly shots
Because she needs a way to chill after a long hard week!
'Please let me go back to bed' t-shirt
Because when she's taking you to swimming practice at 5:30 she really, REALLY means it.
Delux head massager
Because if anyone deserves to relax, it's her.
Glass and vodka gift set
A secret stash for when she can't take you and your brother fighting for much longer...
Because the truth deserves to be told.
WINE BOTTLE GLASS
So she can kick back (and pass out) in style.
Ring for tea desk bell
Because even when she's working, she shouldn't have to move.
Novelty bottle stopper
Because sharing isn't all it's cracked up to be.
In all seriousness, here's our more sophisticated, more beautiful Mother's Day Gift Guide where you can really get her something special. What will you be buying her? Tweet us @sofeminineUK!
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