Gym-goers this is a MUST read.
1. You never wipe the sweat off...
...your face or the bloody seat. Nasty.
2. Grunting uncontrollably
Seriously, no one wants to hear what you sound like when you're pounding away in the bedroom...
3. Cutting the water queue
Excuse me, what makes you think you're more worthy of water than the rest of us? Cocky b*stard.
4. Playing your music on full blast
You'll need a hearing aid before you're 40. #justsaying
5. Sweaty gym selfies
There's nothing wrong with a bit of self love but sometimes it goes too far. We'd rather not see your veins about to burst out of your arms, thanks.
6. Chatting us up while we're working out
These guys couldn't be more ridiculous. Do you actually think we're interested in speaking to you when we're running like crazy and trying not to die? No. We. Are. Not.
7. Throwing your muddy trainers about
Running cross country? Fabulous, but please keep your dirty trainers in the locker when you come to work on your biceps. Gyms aren't for tough mudders, sorry.
8. Ogling women
We often stare back because we think you're a weirdo, not because we fancy you. Please stop eye raping the sh*t out of us.
9. Wearing shorts that may as well be Speedos
No one cares how muscular your thighs are. Not even your gym buddy.
10. Chatting loudly to your mates
Him: I'm such a lad.
Her: Shut. The. Hell. Up.
11. The funky smell
You're more than likely to smell after a work out, we get that. (Hell we even do.) But when you make zero effort to put last minute deodorant on before the gym and you suffocate the whole gym with your STENCH, well yeah, we're gunna be pissed.
12. The wife beater, oh the wife beater...
Boy, put those muscles away and wear something normal.
Here are some motivational words to get you through your next workout sesh...
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