Unless you're all up and surfboardin' to perfection like Bay-Z, we can guarantee these moments have happened to you too...
He cums on you...
And you don't get it all off in time. Oh great, the crust. WHY the crust.
The wet patch
Having to explain that 'what goes in, comes out' again to your (unjustifiably) horrified boyfriend as you run to the bathroom...not awkward. At all.
The anal angst
You have to deal with the fact that at one point you WILL have had your poo on his penis AND or fingers.
Realising how much you're sweating
Yeah OK we've been pulling off our best moves, but now we're just a slimy red mess.
Realising how much HE'S sweating
Drip. Drip. Gag.
The inevitable queef
It had to happen sometime. Nooooooooooo.
Getting his pubes stuck in your mouth
Remind us why we do this again?
He returns the favour...
Internal monologue: "So do I taste OK? How's it looking down there?" MIND. F**K.
You overestimate your gag reflex
One word - mess.
69-ing
Having your guy's asshole in your face as you gag on the awkward angle of his penis down your throat. Really? Does anyone over 16 actually like this?
The condom stench
In a world where you can run a car on water, you would have thought they could have made these things smell better. And it stays around. Nasty.
The moment he tries to tea bag you
Who thought up that sh*t?!
Unveiling your orgasm face
We're betting not even Bey can pull this off...
So there we have it - thank GOD it's not like that ALL the time. Had any awkward sex moments you want to share? Tweet us at @sofeminineUK.
