While we agree that Barbie has it pretty damn good; how many dolls can say they've been into outer-space, opened their own business and bagged a babe like Ken? The real-life versions have left us angry, cringing and just kind of sad...
From Valeria Lukyyanova opting to live on a wholesome diet of air, to Blondie Bennett getting real-life hypnosis to become totally 'brainless', we've come to the conclusion that human barbie will never, ever be the fun-loving BFF of our childhood day-dreams.
So is there anything to be learned from the lives of these human barbies - other than confirming we're really glad we're not human barbies? These top quotes to prove that, no. No there isn't.
Human Barbie on becoming Human Barbie:
Human Barbie on traditional family values:
Human Barbie on the struggles of modern day dating:
Human Barbie on her aspirations in life:
Human Barbie on multiculturalism:
Human Barbie on workin' what God gave you:
Human Barbie on why you should never, ever become a human doll:
Please. Just make it stop.
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