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17 Pieces Of Merchandise That Took Things Too Far

by Emmy Griffiths Published on 12 March 2015
17 Pieces Of Merchandise That Took Things Too Far

All fandoms get a little carried away, fair enough. T-shirts, key-rings and even the odd baseball cap, we can understand. But what about the creations that even the biggest fan cringes at? What about the merchandise that has just NOTHING to do with the original content? Here are some of our favourites...

Pokemon engagement ring

Is this because your fiance is a catch? Gotta catch 'em all after all! Buy it here!

Breaking Bad chopping board

I suppose Walt and Jesse did spend a lot of time cooking. But that was meth, not vegetable preparation. Buy the Breaking Bad chopping board here!

Fifty Shades of Grey Christian Grey Teddy Bear

Ohhhh this is just wrong. What audience demographic is this even aimed at? Has anyone bought this? How many people? What are their lives like?! Check it out in all of it's creepy glory here.

50 Shades Baby Grow

Don't dress your baby in this! Even as a joke! Please!

Frozen Elsa bra

Isn't this film meant to small children? No one wants a Disney Princess bra. No one.

Avengers cologne

If you wear this cologne, you too can be a sexy superhero. Wink.

Star Wars cookbook

Is this because you can rhyme Wookie with cookie? That must be the only reason.

Darth Vader imprinting toast

May the toast be with you? The toast is strong with this one? Smh.

Game of Thrones throne

Do you have £20 grand to spare? Go ahead and pay gold (not the Iron place, lolz) for that throne everyone wants to sit on.

Full Stormtrooper costume

This is taking cosplaying too far.

Harry Potter underwear

Nice underwear! Can we Slytherin? Hahahaha. Sigh.

Death Star rug

We know how to decorate our new flat! Let's get the spacecraft weapon that can and does destroy an entire planetw with it's super cool superlaser!

Dragon egg biscuit tin

You might never be the Mother of Dragons, so just eat all these cookies to make yourself feel better.

Star Trek ice cube tray

How is this...?! Space is cold I guess? That is a good enough reason to make an ice cube tray, right?

Back to the Future Hoverboard

Actually ignore us. This is awesome.

R2D2 Measuring Cup

Let R2D2 help you bake cakes! Like he does in the franchise! Wait...

Buy it here!

Kiss me, I'm Elvish

Ahhh...no. Too far. Buy it here.

Would you want any of these crazy bits of merch? Tweet us @sofeminineUK.

This article was written by Emmy Griffiths. Follow her @emmyfg!

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