Pokemon engagement ring
Is this because your fiance is a catch? Gotta catch 'em all after all! Buy it here!
Breaking Bad chopping board
I suppose Walt and Jesse did spend a lot of time cooking. But that was meth, not vegetable preparation. Buy the Breaking Bad chopping board here!
Fifty Shades of Grey Christian Grey Teddy Bear
Ohhhh this is just wrong. What audience demographic is this even aimed at? Has anyone bought this? How many people? What are their lives like?! Check it out in all of it's creepy glory here.
50 Shades Baby Grow
Don't dress your baby in this! Even as a joke! Please!
Frozen Elsa bra
Isn't this film meant to small children? No one wants a Disney Princess bra. No one.
Avengers cologne
If you wear this cologne, you too can be a sexy superhero. Wink.
Star Wars cookbook
Is this because you can rhyme Wookie with cookie? That must be the only reason.
Darth Vader imprinting toast
May the toast be with you? The toast is strong with this one? Smh.
Game of Thrones throne
Do you have £20 grand to spare? Go ahead and pay gold (not the Iron place, lolz) for that throne everyone wants to sit on.
Full Stormtrooper costume
This is taking cosplaying too far.
Harry Potter underwear
Nice underwear! Can we Slytherin? Hahahaha. Sigh.
Death Star rug
We know how to decorate our new flat! Let's get the spacecraft weapon that can and does destroy an entire planetw with it's super cool superlaser!
Dragon egg biscuit tin
You might never be the Mother of Dragons, so just eat all these cookies to make yourself feel better.
Star Trek ice cube tray
How is this...?! Space is cold I guess? That is a good enough reason to make an ice cube tray, right?
Back to the Future Hoverboard
Actually ignore us. This is awesome.
R2D2 Measuring Cup
Let R2D2 help you bake cakes! Like he does in the franchise! Wait...
Buy it here!
Kiss me, I'm Elvish
Ahhh...no. Too far. Buy it here.
Would you want any of these crazy bits of merch? Tweet us @sofeminineUK.
This article was written by Emmy Griffiths. Follow her @emmyfg!
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