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Find Out What Your 'Bad Blood' Character Would Be With Our Name Generator

by Dagney Pruner Published on 20/05/2015 at 11:35
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Even though you're not BFF with Taylor Swift, and thus were rudely excluded from being asked to star in her new "Bad Blood" music video, it doesn't mean you can't imagine what badass character you would have been. We decided to take matters into our own, scorned hands and create a name generator perfectly tailored for your personality. Now you too can imagine what it would be like to be in T Swift's posse and have your own menacing alter ego.

Thanks to our "Bad Blood" name generator, you will soon be able to add your name to the list of femme fatales whose bone structure and nunchuck skills could kill even the most evil of villains. Here is the master list of badass alter egos that made the video, and whose ranks you will soon be joining:

Cara Delevingne as Mother Chucker
Cindy Crawford as Headmistress
Ellen Pompeo as Luna
Ellie Goulding as Destructa X
GiGi Hadid as Slay-Z
Hailee Steinfeld as The Trinity
Hayley Williams as The Crimson Curse
Jessica Alba as Domino
Karlie Kloss as Knockout
Kendrick Lamar as Welvin Da Great
Lena Dunham as Lucky Fiori
Lily Aldridge as Frostbyte
Mariska Hargitay as Justice
Martha Hunt as HomeSlice
Selena Gomez as Arsyn
Serayah as Dilemma
Taylor Swift as Catastrophe
Zendaya as Cut-Throat


Want to find out what your Bad Blood character would be called? All you need to do is answer five simple questions to find out which superhero name generator you should use:

1. If you had to pick one of Taylor Swift's boyfriends for yourself, who would it be?

A. Harry Styles

B. Jake Gyllenhaal

C. John Mayer

D. Joe Jonas

2. Which Taylor Swift music video do you most relate to?

A. "I Knew You Were Trouble"

B. "You Belong With Me"

C. "Teardrops on My Guitar"

D. "Shake It Off"

3. What is your favourite ridiculous quote of Kanye's?

A. "I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books."

B. "I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in."

C. "I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."

D. "I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle."

4. Who is your favourite Game of Thrones Character?

A. Jon Snow

B. Stannis Baratheon

C. Tyrion Lannister

D. Arya Stark

5. Who is your favourite Disney Princess?

A. Ariel

B. Belle

C. Mulan

D. Cinderella

Now use your quiz answers to determine which of our highly scientific name generators you should use:

Mostly A's Name Generator:

Your favorite Spice Girl: _________

Followed by your favorite curse word or phrase: __________

For example: Posh Mother F*cker

Mostly B's Name Generator:

Your favorite gemstone: __________

Followed by the natural disaster you fear most: __________

For example: Sapphire Tsunami

Mostly C's Name Generator:

Your favorite color: __________

Followed by one of the Seven Deadly Sins you are most guilty of committing: ___________

For example: Turquoise Envy

Mostly D's Name Generator:

One adjective you would use to describe how terrible your last breakup was: ___________

Followed by your favorite time of the day: ___________

For example: Apocalyptic Midnight


What did you get for your "Bad Blood" alter ego? Tweet at us @sofeminineUK!

This article was written by Dagney Pruner. Follow her on Twitter @dagneyp

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