Between the 50 Shades Of Grey trailer absolutely blowing up the internet and Valentine's Day right around the corner, girls' libidos and ovaries everywhere are about to explode. Well, move over Kim Kardashian, because Channing Tatum, his biceps and a little song called "Pony" by Ginuwine just broke the internet and are about to BLOW YOUR ESTROGEN RIDDEN MIND.
As far as we can tell the whole gang is back except for Matthew McConaughey and Alex Pettyfer, although we won't really miss Mr. Pettfyer. It also looks like Matt Bomer has managed to get even buffer if that was even possible. I digress, I am wasting precious time that could be better spent witnessing the closest thing we will ever experience to actual gods coming down to earth... and grinding on biddies in G-strings:
I will not be able to concentrate the rest of the day, so thanks for that gentlemen. Magic Mike himself was nice enough to also give us a sneak peek of the movie poster:
And now we're basically in a dead sweat, can somebody come over and fan us please before we pass out? The movie is out July 1st and will no doubt be the hit of the summer. Until then, you might want to invest in some of the products below:
As Magic Mike would say, you're welcome.
This article was written by Dagney Pruner. Follow her on Twitter @dagneyp